Useless, Old & Broken

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my wife is getting mean she says i’m useless, old and broken
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can’t really blame her cuz she’s right
but i’m gonna make her pay for every harsh word spoken
cuz i got a bunch of pills to make things right

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tonight we’re gonna have some fun and we’ll make it last
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viagra, HGH and a line of coke right off her ass
tomorrow is a gift that might not ever come
so tonight let’s try and have some fun

sally said she wanted someone useful, young and strong
or pretty much anyone but me
and i told her i would try again once i put down my bong
if she would just get down on her knees

so she crawled out in leather, kneepads and a thong
i put a line of coke across her rack
and for that one moment there was nothing wrong
but i did that line & i threw out my back

my wife is getting mean she says i’m useless, old and broken
can’t really blame her cuz she’s right
but i’m gonna make her pay for every bad word spoken
cuz i got a bunch of pills to make things right

shaking from the coke and crying on the floor
i asked her to bring me all my drugs
she sadly shook her head and sat down on the bed
and laughed at me crying on the rug

she said i want someone useful strong and hung
or pretty much anyone but you
while i pulled out my mescaline and buttoned up my tongue
and straight on into heaven we both flew

and there she was in leather, dressed up like a whore
and i made her come until she died
but i was really sleeping, drooling on the floor
and she was calling up some other guy

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