Things You Do For Money

E  F#m  A  B
i know you’re a whore, and honey i aint judgin’
but i want you to understand the way i felt this morning
cuz i done some things that i aint proud of
but i never made another person feel the way i’m feeling

you got no right to live, if you aint gonna love me
cuz i know you’re just pretending but i need you above me
for just one second to not be looking through me
thinking bout how much you make every time you do me

A   E  B  B  /E/
sometimes life is sad, and sometimes life is funny
but i’ll never understand the things you do for money
here i am just trying to find a little space that’s sunny
i’ll never understand the things you do for money

tony shoots her high end porn, he used to be a gaffer
he’d rather be a cowboy but at least he’s not a fluffer
and sometimes when the scene is done, he’ll offer her a bonus
and she always seems to take it, even though she’s loaded

you got no right to live, if you aint gonna love me
cuz i know you’re just pretending but i need you above me
for just one second to not be looking through me
thinking bout how much you make every time you do me

A   E  B  B
sometimes life is sad, and sometimes life is funny
but i’ll never understand the things you do for money
they tell you to roll over and get back on the bunny
i’ll never understand the things you do for money

jim is in the senate, so he runs for re-election
& they only let him get there because he lacks conviction
he’s the perfect sucking patsy for all the shit he’ll swallow
oh he’d fuck his grandma toothless if they offered him a dollar

but you got no right to live, if you aint gonna love me
cuz i know you’re just pretending but i need you above me
for just one second to not be looking through me
thinking bout how much you make every time you do me

A   E  B  E
sometimes life is sad, and sometimes life is funny
but i’ll never understand the things you do for money
us bees are getting sick of you fuckers taking all the honey
how can you even live with the things you do for money?

C#m   B  A  E
and there are doctors who fake studies, and e d pills and heart attacks
and endless wars against the poor and racist cops that shoot the blacks
and judges who enforce these laws that have never kept us safe
but complete their very simple goal to make the brown ones slaves

A   E  B  E
sometimes life is sad, and sometimes life is funny
but i’ll never understand the things you do for money
here i am just trying to find a little space that’s sunny
A   E  B  E
i’ll never understand the things you do for money