G G Bb C G G Bb C
I am drunk and I am stoned and I’m watching Joe run around the bases
At night I sit at home alone, turn on the vcr and go to other places
Ignore the plot turn off the sound just spend my time looking at the faces
Live the life that’s in their eyes being thankful for the me that it erases

Life is just a waking dream where you do the best you can with what you’re given
But it don’t matter who you are you only really have the life you’re living
And there are things you got to do if you ever want a chance to go to heaven
But I’m a lesbian superspy every Friday night on channel sevel G C Bb
Thank god for tv / Thank god for tv
Thank god for tv / Thank god for tv

The tragedy of the middle class isn’t just the suburban isolation
Drinking beer most every night’s just killing off our imagination
At least my tv dish provides a little bit of mental masturbation
And then my bong and green provide a little bit of medication meditation

Bomb bc northern lights white widow orange bud and chronic
Sometimes I get so good I start to think that I’m bionic
I kill ninjas in the trees when I runI’m totall supersonic
And I’m just really sitting there and that makes it all the more ironic

Thank god for green weed / Thank god for green weed
Thank god for green weed / Thank god for green weed
I guess it’s not so good for me, otherwise it wouldn’t be illegal
But I think the president and I have a slightly different take on good and evil
Cuz it helps me out most everynight talking to the chicks at the regal beagel
Yeah it sure helps to get inside all of my imaginary people

Thank god for green weed
Thank god for green weed
Thank god for green weed
Thank god for green weed

When I’m good and baked and sad, sometimes I want for something a little steamy
And I can call her any time, and she’ll come on right over to see me
And here I sit in the living room, surrounded by all the things that please me
The world would be a better place if more pretty girls like her were easy

Thank god for mimi
Thank god for mimi
Thank god for mimi
Thank god for mimi