G           C                 G
she and i, we just don’t get along
G       D/F#     Em          D
and it hurts cuz our love used to be so strong
G            C           G
and even though the love’s all gone away
G      D                      G
i just can’t get myself to knock it

every time i go down to the pub
all i can think of is how to win her love
but by the time i’m stumblin’ home again
all i want is a pizza pocket

one more drink is all i’m gonna have
and then somehow i’ll win back her love
one more drink, and then one more again
and maybe then i’ll have a pizza pocket

she said i was just like other men
all the ones who’d used her, again and again and again
and even though i’m softer than the rest
she only meant she wasn’t trying to mock it

seven sad years i followed her around
until the august night she let her defenses down
now she’s disarmed and i’m a loaded gun,
someday soon she’ll get a chance to cock it

one more drink is all i’m gonna have
and then somehow i’ve got to win her love
one more drink, and then one more again
and maybe then i’ll have a pizza pocket

oh and i remember the good times and the bad
the hurt when she was angry and the joy when she was glad
and the song that she kept singing was ringing in my head
oh it aint so hard to keep a man, just keep him fucked & fed

one more drink is all i’m gonna have
and there’s no way to win back her love
one more drink, and then one more again
and then i’m going to have a pizza pocket