for liberals…
Katie Went To College
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katie went to college and thinks she knows a lot
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even though she mostly spent her time on boys and pot
even with her shitty grades and forgetting what they taught
and overwhelming grade inflation that means her grades were bought
still katie thinks she knows, and she knows a lot
about how the world should run, and which wars should be fought
her liberal fuck professors were really smart and hot
and they filled her brain with bullshit like pudding in a pot
C#m B A E
she knows the democrats are always right, and conservatives are mental
cuz we’re about equality while they’re all so judgmental
they don’t know that spanking’s bad, or guns are always evil
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or that the right serve the rich but the leftists serve the people
minorities need special rights and homophobes are demons
but abortion is a basic right, and a fetus isn’t human
and refugees aren’t dangerous, and if they are, well we should risk it
and climate change will kill us all, but we have a tax to fix it
oh katie went to college & she’ll tell you all she knows
why we should all be vegan and trust in GMOs
oh she’ll tell you to recycle, and guns should be illegal
and how the great pacific garbage patch is killing all the seagulls
and katie needs to tell us why the state should own our kids
and why they should be genderless, in case they want to pick
why evolution’s obvious even though it’s just a theory
and common core is good for kids but god’s imaginary
she knows the democrats are always right, and conservatives are mental
cuz we’re about equality while they’re all so judgmental
they don’t know that spanking’s bad, or guns are always evil
or that the right serve the rich but the leftists serve the people
minorities need special rights and homophobes are demons
but abortion is a basic right, and a fetus isn’t human
and refugees aren’t dangerous, and if they are, well we should risk it
and climate change will kill us all, but we have a tax to fix it
C#m E A E
but her liberal fuck professors were purchased on the sly
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by corporate minded interests increasing ROI
they commissioned all the studies that answered all the lies
that fund the institutions that keep us paralyzed
so she believes in vaccines and fluoridated water
astronauts and terrorists and flushing out bin laden
so she doesn’t mind a little groping from the TSA
or waiting in a line or two to get a quick x-ray
and she don’t even worry about all the folks with cancer
because she believes our doctors will come up with an answer
obesity’s a choice, who are we to say no?
and if autism were important, the president would say so
and she thanks obamacare for helping all the drek
but she can’t make the copay so she says she aint sick
and they just cut her hours but she still needs the time,
least she’s still on call, until they move online – solo
she knows the democrats are always right, and conservatives are mental
cuz we’re about equality while they’re all so judgmental
they don’t know that spanking’s bad, or guns are always evil
or that the right serve the rich but the leftists serve the people
minorities get special rights and homophobes are demons
but abortion is a basic right, and a fetus isn’t human
and refugees aren’t dangerous, and if they are, well we should risk it
and climate change may kill us all, but we have a tax to fix it
oh she just never knew
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peak oil was a stock play purchased by the club of rome
if we hadn’t faked the gulf of tonkin, there’d have been no vietnam
and spanking is a way to teach your kids they have a soul
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but they’ll be so more consumptive with less impulse control
arab spring’s commodities were a way to crash their markets
titanic was a snuff film, astor, strauss and guggenheim were targets
ADD is bullshit, kids are drugged to make more money
and god is here and very real and nasa just makes movies
snoopygreen 