Cowboys Have It Hard
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C              G
cowboys have it hard, here in the future
F
there aint no more buffalo
G
& they call this shit country music

yeah, cowboys have it hard, here in the future
no matter how she runs around
you aint allowed to shoot her

these laws are meant for pussies and queers
there’s a 42 cent tax on that wheat & cherry beer
if you don’t got a sticker, then you can’t park here
these laws are meant for pussies and queers

it all went to shit when the truck replaced the horse
then congress got itself involved & fucked it up, of course
they subsidized the rich and called it all relief
and all the private ranches were bought out by bigbeef

F                           G                  C      /B    Am
now, punching jobs at j b s are mostly bout abuse
and branding’s been replaced with inner lip tattoos
just shoot em up with B G H, zilmax, and B S T
F         G
there aint no wrangling needed
when you never set them free

cowboys have it hard, here in the future
machines have taken all the jobs
and they’re dressed just like hipster douchebags

cowboys have it hard, here in the future
can’t compete with Mexicans
who’ll work for next to nothing

they used to graze the summer grass
until the cows were fat
now they juice them in their pens
and feed them chicken shit
it just don’t seem right but the profit line don’t care
i should kill that fucking foreman but there’s cameras everywhere
these laws are meant for pussies and queers
smoke a plant to treat your cancer it’ll get you 20 years
yeah justice fell right off the horse
& aint been seen in years
these laws are meant for pussies and queers

cowboys have it hard, here in the future
smoking’s outlawed everywhere
gotta find your hookers on computers

yeah, cowboys have it hard, here in the future
even if she has a dick
you aint allowed to shoot her

these laws are meant for pussies and queers
they’re mostly based on bullshit, lies, control and fear
there’s a 42 cent tax on that wheat and cherry beer
if you don’t got a sticker, then you can’t park here
line up for your right to drive, every fucking year
growing plants to treat your cancer can get you 20 years
yeah justice fell right off her horse
she aint been seen in years
these laws are meant for pussies and queers