(C) Bob went gay at burning man, he never saw it coming
it started out that day that he dressed up like a women
and then he did some acid in a filthy bathroom stall
next thing he knew he was sucking balls

Bob arrived on Saturday, a week before the fire
he came in on a burner bus from eastern iowa
he left his wife and kids and brought his Hello Kitty
and headed north from Reno to the heart of Black Rock City

(C#) (he headed off to 3 o clock and pitched his old teepee
reverbia reverberated songs by michael mowgli
he put on his jumpsuit and aviator goggles
the LED lights on his bike were red and blue and purple

but he was tired and drunk from twelve long hours of travel
and he didn’t know that his life would soon unravel
so he looked out at the art and man and temple in the deep
and before long he fell sound asleep)

(D) 9 o’clock on sunday he ate pancakes on the playa
then he cried hard at the temple, and made a shrine for gaea
took pictures of the people lining up for ramen
and spent the night at duck pond, dancing like a shaman

monday was a sandstorm, so he stayed in his tent
contemplating jesus and how he should repent
but then the hula hoopers came in with their brewskis
and the next thing that he knew he was waking up on Tuesday

(Eb)  & it was tutu Tuesday, when Bob tried LSD
he never felt so harmonized, so pretty or so free
he did a little acid in a filthy bathroom stall
next thing he knew he was sucking balls        —

oh bob went gay at burning man, he never saw it coming
it started out that day that he dressed up like a women
he joined a cuddle puddle inside a bathroom stall
and next he knew he was sucking balls

(E)  well then on wednesday morning lost and feeling broken
but every single sunrise it feels like god has spoken
he told himself he loved his wife and hated other men
and he swore he’d never suck on balls again

and Thursday was a sandstorm but he had to get outside
so he hopped onto Airpusher and took off for a ride
a onesie dragon fingered him while he drank oxygen
twins were doing whippets when he got bent again

(F)  oh bob went gay at burning man, he never saw it coming
it started out that day that he dressed up like a women
and then he joined a circle jerk in a filthy bathroom stall
next thing he knew he was sucking balls

Friday on Abraxas on edm and coke
another sandstorm hit while he was getting smoked
he was laying there with molly and the dust was getting thick
and he felt so safe and warm while he was holding dick

(F#)  finally it came the day to watch the faggots burn
and it was hard for him to process all the things that he had learned
but when the man was burning, but before he had collapsed
he said a prayer to Jesus and fingered his own ass

oh bob went gay at burning man, he never saw it coming
it started out that day that he dressed up like a women
they called it a soup kitchen in a filthy bathroom stall
he never knew he liked sucking balls

(G) on Sunday as the temple burned, full of smoke and fire
he questioned what he knew of unfulfilled desire
he thought that he loved women, and he hates to be a quitter
but he really loves the flavor, even if it’s bitter

oh bob went gay at burning man, he never saw it coming
and now he spends his saturdays dressed up like a women
he likes to find his new friends in filthy bathroom stalls
he’s happy he’s the king of sucking balls