Bimbo

E string tuned down whole step – ¾ time

D   Dsus2   D        C/E
God,     god,       god,      Grant me a bimbo this time
G                     D Dsus2 D
I don’t want anyone who’ll try to think with her own mind
D   Dsus2   D        C/E
God,    god,        god,     Make her stupid and limber and kind
G                     D Dsus2 D
I don’t want anyone who’ll try to think with her own mind

C/E                                 D  Dsus2  D
Cuz I’ve tried all the lines but girls never listen to me
And I’ve used all the moves the guys always try on TV
How do they do it man they always get it for free
I just want a girl I won’t have to push to her knees

D   Dsus2   D        C/E
God,     god,       god,      Grant me a bimbo this time
G                     D Dsus2 D
I don’t want anyone who’ll try to think with her own mind
D   Dsus2   D        C/E
God,    god,        god,     Make her stupid and limber and kind
G                     D Dsus2 D
I don’t want anyone who’ll try to think with her own mind

C/E                              D  Dsus2  D
I once had a girl who once won a Pulitzer prize
And she’d sit on her couch and she’d analyze
Me and my mother and all of my little white lies
How frightened she’d be when I rub my face in her thighs

D   Dsus2   D        C/E
God,     god,       god,      Grant me a bimbo this time
G                     D Dsus2 D
I don’t want anyone who’ll try to think with her own mind
D   Dsus2   D        C/E
God,    god,        god,     Make her stupid and limber and kind
G                     D Dsus2 D
I don’t want anyone who’ll try to think with her own mind